From 28bd364a617c226c755b1cf58a552897056dcaa5 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Louis Capitanchik <contact@louiscap.co>
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2023 15:05:08 +0100
Subject: [PATCH] Don't preload jokes, add cancelled nut jokes
---
aud/nut-joke-01.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-01.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-02.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-02.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-03.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-03.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-04.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-04.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-05.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-05.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-06.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-06.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-07.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-07.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-08.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-08.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-09.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-09.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-10.mp3 | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-10.ogg | 4 +--
aud/nut-joke-11.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-11.ogg | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-12.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-12.ogg | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-13.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-13.ogg | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-14.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-14.ogg | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-15.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-15.ogg | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-16.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-16.ogg | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-17.mp3 | 3 ++
aud/nut-joke-17.ogg | 3 ++
index.html | 73 +++++++++++----------------------------------
35 files changed, 100 insertions(+), 95 deletions(-)
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create mode 100644 aud/nut-joke-11.ogg
create mode 100644 aud/nut-joke-12.mp3
create mode 100644 aud/nut-joke-12.ogg
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- <source type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-10.mp3">
- <source type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-10.ogg">
+ <audio id="nutaud" preload="auto">
+ <source id="nutsource-mp3" type="audio/mp3" src="aud/nut-joke-01.mp3">
+ <source id="nutsource-ogg" type="audio/ogg" src="aud/nut-joke-01.ogg">
</audio>
</div>
<script type="application/javascript" async>
+ const totalJokes = 16
+
+ function leftPad(num, size) {
+ let s = num + "";
+ while (s.length < size) s = "0" + s;
+ return s;
+ }
+
document.getElementById('nutimg').addEventListener('click', function () {
- const list = Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('.random-joke') ?? []);
- list.forEach(aud => {
- aud.pause();
- aud.currentTime = 0;
- });
- const selected = list[Math.floor(Math.random() * list.length)];
- selected.play();
+ const jokeNum = Math.floor(Math.random() * totalJokes) + 2;
+ document.getElementById('nutaud').pause();
+ document.getElementById('nutaud').currentTime = 0;
+ document.getElementById('nutsource-mp3').src = `aud/nut-joke-${leftPad(jokeNum, 2)}.mp3`;
+ document.getElementById('nutsource-ogg').src = `aud/nut-joke-${leftPad(jokeNum, 2)}.ogg`;
+ document.getElementById('nutaud').load();
+ document.getElementById('nutaud').play();
});
</script>
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